Hey West and Billy and all of you guys who have been here for forever.. How have you not killed yourself by now? [A pause, then in a dismissive tone:] And before you guys even start? Relax. I'm totally not talking about killing myself or anyone else. It's just an exaggeration.

But seriously? How do you stand it?

[Private to Capa]
Okay, so I ( Read more... )

Really? I leave you guys for like, a few weeks and all of you end up in the cells? What could you have possibly done that was worth the punishments bestowed upon you by such an angry Admiral?

[Added a minute later]
A riot?

Man, you're dumb. I mean, obviously it worked out soo well for you guys, but next time? Maybe try something with a little ( Read more... )